"The Chiefs" ... What's wrong with chiefs?

Or "The Jews"? Exactly. Let's root for The Jews, I'm a Jews fan.

Back a dozen years or so ago, LAUnified School District was looking for new names for its schools' athletic teams because of a new policy to eliminate all Amerind-flavored nicknames, thanks to the hypersensitivity of a few liberals who imagined some phantom insult to Amerinds.

I suggested we name them ALL "The Conquistadores" and listen to the screams as people denounce whitey for "honoring" those evil invaders.

The issue would have been hilarious.