Prager's rhythm

I'm so glad you said, the other day, that there's a lag between you and the console that plays the Lawrence Welk theme for your Happiness Hour. For years I have been listening to you sing that thing off the beat, and I had concluded that you had a tin ear, especially in light of your annual assertion that to have perfect pitch one must be born with it.

So it turns out that you just have a dead ear when it comes to pitch, not when it comes to rhythm. Good.