"Politics According to the Bible"

Yes, well, those politics have been co-opted by liberals, who know only one thing about the Bible: Jesus was a commie.

As a commie, Jesus wants rich people to give away all their worldly goods to the poor. If they won't do it willingly, the government must do it.

Mind you, this means only conservative rich people, and does not apply to lefties like Bill Gates and Warren Buffett, nor the multitude of billionaires at Google.